WTFM — Write The F*cking Manual

My AI killed my WiFi. Not metaphorically. Not "degraded performance." It unloaded both wireless drivers — the active one and the fallback — before downloading the replacement. In that order. While the replacement was on GitHub. Which requires... WiFi. The console went dark. I'm standing in a 40ft fifth wheel in Oklahoma, tethering to my phone like it's 2008, trying to recover a machine that my own AI bricked because it was moving too fast to check whether the next step depended on the thing it was about to destroy. This wasn't a fluke. I'd been watching this pattern for weeks. I run multiple AI instances, each specialized for different parts of the operation — infrastructure, content, business, community outreach, coordination. They have protocols. Written rules. Explicit instructions that say things like "do not remove a network driver before staging its replacement locally." Clear enough for a human. Clear enough for an AI to read, understand, acknowledge... and then violate the mome